Here
are a few samples:
Luggage Tassels - Bruce Block
Ever seen those obnoxious tassels or bright-colored ribbons on
people's suitcases at the airport? They don't put them there so
they can spot their particular
pieces of luggage amongst all the others; they do it so other people won't
mistake the luggage for theirs.
You Talkin' to Me? - Eric Mead
On airplanes, if you aren't in the mood for conversation, wearing sunglasses
during the flight will prevent most people from talking to you. The headphones
will seal the deal.
Gaffer Socks - Mike Caveney
Forgot your socks? Wrap your ankles with black gaffer's tape. It looks
perfect and no one will suspect a thing. Taking these "socks" off
will be so painful that you will most likely never forget your socks again.
And even
if you do, the second time around, it's much less painful since your ankle
hair was thrown away with that first pair of gaffer socks.
Hot (Enough) Glue - Charlie Frye
You don't have to pack a glue gun to enjoy the wonder of a hot glue repair.
Just carry some glue sticks and melt them with a lighter or match to get
that quick fix.
Stain Assault - Michael Weber
A simple paste made of water and table salt is great for "loosening" stains
made by meats. Meat is a protein (we knew that), and salt is also made of
a protein string (we did not know that), so in the cut-a-diamond-with-a-diamond
theory, rubbing salt-paste on the stain will free the proteins from the cloth
fibers and make them easier to rinse-out with cold water. Remember, always
pat a stain, don't rub it.
Feet First - Paul Green
Trade show workers should purchase two pair of gel insoles for your shoes.
Wear one pair and after a day on your feet, come back to your hotel room and
exchange the worn insoles for the second set which you placed in the mini-bar
refrigerator. Put your feet up for ten minutes with the cool insoles, and then
stick either a shoetree or newspaper in your shoes. The cooling relaxation
period is great, and in the morning your shoes will be stretched and ready
for another day.
On-the-Road Printer - Jon Wee
Don't feel like lugging your printer while traveling? Simply fax documents
from your laptop via the modem in your hotel room down to the business center
or front desk, or a nearby Kinko's.
Better Mattress - Max Maven
When you're staying alone in a hotel room with a king-size bed, sleep on the
side that does not have the telephone on its nightstand, as it will be the
less-worn half of the mattress.
Laundry Money - John Carney
Ever had cash you didn't want to carry when going out for a night
on the town (especially in shady neighborhoods or third-world countries),
and there's no hotel safe to lock up your valuables? Put your money in
a dirty sock and throw it on the floor in a closet, with the door open.
Toss a few other socks and a pair or two of dirty (relatively speaking)
underwear on top. If you were a thief, would you start your search for
loot there?
Poster Child - Randy Pryor
If you want to bring home or carry a poster in your luggage and keep it from
getting creased and folded, but you don't have a mailing tube, stick the rolled
poster in a few well-placed rolls of toilet paper.
Customized Agents - Gregory Wilson
Here's a tip for avoiding hassles at customs. There are essentially two
lines in which you are "checked out," the thorough inspection line and
the not-so-thorough line, which is, get this, for those bringing in produce.
So, when an agent asks if you have any fruits or vegetables to declare, say
yes! That's right, you confess to having an apple or a banana, they wave you
over to the not-so-thorough line, which is a much shorter line. Sure, they'll
confiscate your groceries, but you'll avoid the long and tedious search. P.S.
Don't forget to act a bit disgruntled when they seize your goodies. Just note
to yourself when traveling, "An apple a day keeps the agents away."
In addition to these 11, there are another 191 more tricks from pros
Jeff Abbit, David Alexander, Stan Allen, Ed Alonzo, Carl Andrews,
Danny Archer, Bruce
Block, Steve Bruner, Eric Buss, John Carney, Mike Caveney, Chris Christian
, Adam
Christing, Michael Close, Dana Daniels, Lee Earle, Shawn Farquhar, Charlie
Frye, Rick Gerber, Bruce Gold, Goldfinger & Dove, Paul Green, Dick Hardwick,
Bill Herz, Michael Holly, Alan Howard, Mark Jenest, Rory Johnston, Jack Kalvan,
John Kennedy, Mac King, Bryson Lang, Martin Lewis, Tyler Linkin, John Lovick,
Eric Maurin, Max Maven, Billy McComb, Jim McDonald, Eric Mead, Jonathan Neal,
Robert Nelson, Nicholas Night, Tom Ogden, Gary Ouellet, Ray Pierce, Billy Prudhomme,
Randy Pryor, Daniel Rosen, Dale Salwak, George Saterial, Tim Simpson, Victor & Diamond,
Michael Weber, Jon Wee, Gregory Wilson, and John Zander. There's even a bonus
section with the names and 800 numbers for all the major car rentals,
hotels, and airlines in the USA!
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What to always do before you pack, no matter how far you're going - p.
65
* What most professional road warriors take with them on every flight -
p. 72
* How to make it easy for your luggage to find you when it's lost! - p.
81
* How to dress for Customs! - p. 82
* Why you should never use an electronic ticket. - p. 93
* How to get a free upgrade on your rental car! - p. 96
* How to check on your luggage status during a layover! - p. 106
* Where to put your cash when leaving the hotel (not the hotel safe) -
p. 120
* Two action steps the pros always do before any corporate event - p. 165
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